1. ivy does not grow, nor does it belong above kitchen cabinets
2. blank, empty, and bare are all better than the presence of plastic ivy
(it is perfectly acceptable and preferred to leave the space above your cabinets free of objects)
4. the only appropriate place for ivy: growing outside on an old beautiful brick building
run, don't walk to your kitchen, bathroom, or wherever else you have artificial ivy and
throw it away
(please, please do not donate the ivy or give it to a friend)